It would be really neat if you implement some sort of "radar" to track DICE developers that are currently playing. Maybe you can pull stats by using this page? It would help players track DICE developers to get their dogtags. :)
I don't think this would be good. Give DICE a break. People like you are ruining their gameplay and they won't be noticing gameplay problems/bugs/glitchs and fix them faster.
As randomidojsai said, it's not a good idea.
DICE do good job and they shouldn't waste there time with stalking people :-)